He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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