Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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