'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
