Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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