Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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