I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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