Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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