I must be too annoying 4 u.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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