So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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