Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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