Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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