What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
its not stalking. its research.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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