I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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