i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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