Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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