Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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