Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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