I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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