Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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