She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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