For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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