I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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