Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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