just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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