If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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