i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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