How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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