I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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