But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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