with your own penis?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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