You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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