I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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