i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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