at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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