There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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