Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Randomize
