I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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