I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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