she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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