Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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