Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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