Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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