he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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