You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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