my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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