My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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