But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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