Pregnant stripper...not hot.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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