After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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