WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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