So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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