My room smells like vodka and shame
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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