FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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