I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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