butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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