I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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